The American Idol Drinking Game

Okay, to bring my father's brilliant idea to life, I have decided to post the rules for the American Idol Drinking Game (Audition Rounds):

1 Drink-
-Anytime Simon compares someone's audition to Karaoke, Lounge Singing, Cruise Ships, etc.
-Anytime Simon says he would rather inflict punishment on himself than hear them sing more.
-Anytime Paula drinks.
-Anytime Randy turns himself into a 1990's Black Sterotype.
-Anytime Ryan Seacrest looks uncomfortable with someone who thinks they're awesome, but just bombed their audition.
-When someone makes it to Hollywood.

2 Drinks-
-Anytime Paula and Randy vote opposite of Simon, just to vote opposite.
-Anytime someone wears a costume to their audition.
-When a back story is shown on a contestant, and it turns out they actually can sing.
-When a contestant asks for another chance after bombing their audtion.
-When someone auditions who has tried out for a past season... and still sucks.
-When someone makes it to Hollywood and starts crying.

3 Drinks-
-When a back story is shown on a contestant that CAN'T sing.
-When a contestant argues with the judges about going to Hollywood.
-When a montage of bad auditions is shown.
-When someone who has auditioned previously auditions again... and is actually good.
-When someone makes it to Hollywood and tackles Ryan Seacrest.

Finish Your Drink if-
-Paula kisses Simon
-Ryan kisses Simon